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Robocop Alien Dildo sizes
The Robocop Alien Dildo by Greedy Cluster comes in 4 sizes, 5.19″ to 10.27″ around at the widest point. Compare any of them at true scale against toys from other brands.
| Size | Girth around (widest) | Across | Usable length | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| TINY | 5.19″ (13.2 cm) | 1.65″ (4.2 cm) | 4.17″ (10.6 cm) | See at true scale · What's next? |
| Small | 6.56″ (16.7 cm) | 2.09″ (5.3 cm) | 5.16″ (13.1 cm) | See at true scale · What's next? |
| MEH | 8.41″ (21.4 cm) | 2.68″ (6.8 cm) | 6.61″ (16.8 cm) | See at true scale · What's next? |
| HUGE | 10.27″ (26.1 cm) | 3.27″ (8.3 cm) | 8.15″ (20.7 cm) | See at true scale · What's next? |
From Greedy Cluster's published size chart, checked 2026-11-12. Handmade toys vary slightly.